I love my human owner and his family. Over the last 20 years, I’ve developed a very special relationship with them all. We share a mutual bond and trust, even though we don’t always understand each other. For example, I never quite get why they all have to change their plumage every day. And why they disappear off for long periods of time, except at weekends and Bank Holidays. And why does my owner need to appear outside my window with his noisy grass cutting machine when the