I’m now 26 years old. It’s taken me a long time, but I can look back on my life and feel proud of the way I’ve trained my human owner to take care of me. In fact, you could say that he’s now my ‘human domestic.’ And here’s why… My first ‘doings’ of the day is always enormous, so I never want to do it in my cage. I’ve therefore trained my owner to place me on the tap over the sink, and I can go there. Yes, that’s become our routine first thing every morning. And then we have t