Being the refined, cultured bird that I am, I’ve learnt to appreciate the finer things in life including bone china. And if I find a piece of bone china lying around in the kitchen, I usually give it a tap with my beak to see if it gives off a good ring. And I’ve come to learn that if I don’t get the ringing sound, it usually means that it has a chip or a crack somewhere. And here in the West, humans get quite upset if their china becomes imperfect or damaged. It’s a differen