In many ways, parrots have it made. Because unlike humans, we don’t have to go out to work. (In our world, we just help ourselves to whatever happens to be within reach of our beaks). So no bills or mortgages to worry about; we can be 100% parrot in the way we live out our lives. And this makes me feel very sorry for humans. I recently heard one asking why Friday had to be so close to Monday, yet Monday so far away from Friday. He clearly didn’t enjoy going off to work. Human