Here in the UK, humans have been getting very excited because it’s political party conference season. And that’s when loads of them flock together and make lots of noise about flawed ideas and even-more-flawed political leaders. I’ll never understand why, but they choose to sit in stuffy arenas for hours on end, listening to boring speeches in which a bunch of bullish humans attempt to impose their own personal agendas over the wider population. Hmm. Fortunately, we parrots d

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My owner has just staggered back into the house and is now flopped out in a chair drinking beer. And why? Well, it’s because he’s just...