My owner’s son has more or less fledged. He’s currently studying down at Falmouth University and approaching the end of his three-year degree course. And of course, Falmouth is located in Cornwall which recently took the full brunt of Storm Goretti. When my owner heard that a ‘Red Warning’ had been issued meaning danger to life, he emailed his son telling him to stay safe indoors until Storm Goretti had passed. And even that bunch of beleaguered humans called ‘the UK Governme

My owner has recently taken up doing crosswords when he goes to roost on his bed at night. And I always used to wonder why these human...

I’ve often written about how my owner likes to grow things. In the back garden, it’s mainly fruit and vegetables, but out in the front,...