I’d like to share with you another of my parrot stories. And like most of them, it makes fun of humans. Are you sitting comfortably?
A human decided that he wanted to become a monk so he joined an ancient monastic order where the monks were only permitted to utter two words in a calendar year. Well, at the end of his first year, this human came before the Abbot to say his two words which were “Better food.” The Abbot understood and immediately hired a new chef, and the quality of the food improved. Another year passed, and then our human came before the Abbot again and this time uttered: “Warmer blankets.” The Abbot responded straight away and bought our human a thicker blanket. A further twelve months passed before our human appeared before the Abbot again to say his two words. And this time, he said: “I quit.” To which the Abbot replied: “Thank goodness!” and then held up a piece of card on which he’d written: “All you’ve done since you arrived here is complain!”

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